This Just In
A snowflake drifted through the jet stream from Iowa and attempted to land near Smyrna. Avoid the area!
TDOT has responded with 6 snow plows that were able to surround the flake. They hit it with flame throwers and did melt it before it struck the ground. They are now working with a Shop Vac to remove moisture before it freezes. 33,000 metric tons of salt have also been applied in the general area as a precaution.
In other news, a freak salt storm has been reported in the parking areas and sidewalks around Dell in Nashville. Walking and driving is hazardous due to the accumulation of salt which has made walkways slippery due to its round granular shape.
