What I Found Downtown

  • Women in cowboy hats and low-cut shirts
  • 849 Predators jerseys
  • 1 douchebag wearing a Predators jersey over a dress shirt
  • 6 musicians
  • 1 man in a tuxedo
  • 18 leather boot boxes
  • 1 guy making faces at me
  • 6 ticket scalpers
  • 1 football
  • 18 teenagers in awkward dress clothes
  • 30 people waiting to be disappointed outside of Jack’s BBQ